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		<title>Newlyweds Try To Run Over Ex</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Newlyweds Try To Run Over Ex &#8211; A newlywed couple got drunk after their wedding ceremony and tried to run down the ex-girlfriend of the groom in a parking lot.
Newlyweds Marissa Putignano-Keene, 22, and groom, Timothy Keene, 37, were arrested for assault with a deadly weapon after trying to run down his ex-girlfriend and her son [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Newlyweds Try To Run Over Ex</em> &#8211; A newlywed couple got drunk after their wedding ceremony and tried to run down the ex-girlfriend of the groom in a parking lot.</p>
<p>Newlyweds Marissa Putignano-Keene, 22, and groom, Timothy Keene, 37, were arrested for assault with a deadly weapon after trying to run down his ex-girlfriend and her son with the bride behind the wheel of their car.</p>
<p>According to the Cape Cod police report on the incident, Putignano-Keene and Keene told the police they were married at the Town Hall and afterwards split a bottle of champagne.</p>
<p>Later, as Putignano-Keene drove through the North Street parking lot, she spotted a woman familiar to her husband because she had been dating the groom when the newlywed couple met.</p>
<p>That woman told the police she had just left work and was cutting through the parking lot, accompanied by her son, when the newlywed couple drove by.</p>
<p>The woman told the police Putignano-Keene rolled down the driver&#8217;s side window and began swearing and using sexually charged language.</p>
<p>The woman said she and her son were walking away when she heard a car engine roar and the newlyweds car heading directly toward them, causing them to jump out of the way.</p>
<p>She said Putignano-Keene then backed the car up, turned around and tried to run them down again before losing control and crashing into a fence.</p>
<p>The ensuing melee between the bride and the groom&#8217;s ex-girlfriend quickly drew a crowd and the attention of a passing patrol car.</p>
<p>The police handcuffed the newlyweds, then took the bride and her new husband to jail where they spent their wedding night in separate cells.</p>
<p>Police said the bride &#8211; who was wearing a tiara at the time of her arrest! &#8211; was asked her to remove it for the mug shot.</p>
<p>The bride was arraigned on charges including two counts of assault with a dangerous weapon, disorderly conduct and vandalism.</p>
<p>The groom was also charged with disorderly conduct and taken into protective custody. Keene is a Level 2 registered sex offender who was convicted of lewd and lascivious behavior in 2000.</p>
<p>Sounds like the bride and groom deserve each other&#8230;</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doggie Butt Rap Video &#8211; The Doggie Butt Rap video produced by the staff at TMZ could just go viral because this dog butt video is hilarious.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Doggie Butt Rap Video</em> &#8211; The Doggie Butt Rap video produced by the staff at TMZ could just go viral because this dog butt video is hilarious.</p>
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<p>You have got to see the Doggie Butt Rap video and you will never look at your dog&#8217;s butt the same again.</p>
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