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		<title>Mom Arrested For Cleaning Toilet With Son&#8217;s Toothbrush</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 14:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mom Arrested For Cleaning Toilet With Son&#8217;s Toothbrush &#8211; A Pennsylvania mom was arrested after a long-overdue bathroom cleaning using her adult son&#8217;s toothbrush. Investigators say Deborah Woist, 52, decided on July 18 to tidy up a bathroom inside her Springtown Hill Road because it hadn&#8217;t been cleaned in two ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Mom Arrested For Cleaning Toilet With Son&#8217;s Toothbrush</em> &#8211; A Pennsylvania mom was arrested after a long-overdue bathroom cleaning using her adult son&#8217;s toothbrush.</p>
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<p>Investigators say Deborah Woist, 52, decided on July 18 to tidy up a bathroom inside her Springtown Hill Road because it hadn&#8217;t been cleaned in two months.</p>
<p>The problem, police said, is that she used her son&#8217;s toothbrush for the job and later returned it to its holder.<span id="more-405"></span></p>
<p>The son, 26-year-old Justin Novack, called police claiming his mother applied feces to his tooth brush.</p>
<p>When police arrived at the home, Woist admitted she used the brush for cleaning and then put it back on the holder, police said. She claimed she was trying to teach him a lesson about cleaning the toilet.</p>
<p>Woist was cited for harassment, police said.</p>
<p>Undoubtedly, she booted her lazy, freeloading son out of the house after her arrest.</p>
<p>And that&#8217;s the latest from Action News about <strong><a title="Mom Arrested For Cleaning Toilet With Son s Toothbrush" href="http://action-news.org/405/mom-arrested-for-cleaning-toilet-with-sons-toothbrush/" target="_self">Mom Arrested For Cleaning Toilet With Son&#8217;s Toothbrush</a></strong>.</p>

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		<title>Michelle Obama Prom Photo</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 16:57:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here it is in all its original glory&#8230;the Michelle Obama prom photo! Tags: coffee filter prom dress, michelle obama, Michelle Obama Prom Photo, obama, prom photo Related posts White House Potty Mouth (0) Scott Brown Action Figures (0) Obama Executive Orders (0) CPO Out Due To Tax Troubles (1) Coffee ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here it is in all its original glory&#8230;the Michelle Obama prom photo!</p>
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		<title>Grandmother Has Devil Horns</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 13:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Grandmother Has Devil Horns &#8211; A Chinese grandmother who is 101 years old is growing devil horns from her forehead and says she likes them. The 101-year-old Chinese woman who grew a single devil-like horn from her forehead has confirmed that she&#8217;s now growing a matching one on the other ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Grandmother Has Devil Horns</em> &#8211; A Chinese grandmother who is 101 years old is growing devil horns from her forehead and says she likes them.</p>
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<p>The 101-year-old Chinese woman who grew a single devil-like horn from her forehead has confirmed that she&#8217;s now growing a matching one on the other side of her head &#8211; and says that she&#8217;s looking forward to it.</p>
<p>Zhang Ruifang first noticed the horn on the left side of her forehead developing in 2009 &#8211; and it&#8217;s now around nearing three inches in length.</p>
<p>And she says that doctors have now confirmed earlier suspicions that she&#8217;s now developing a similar growth on the right side of her forehead.</p>
<p>Zhang says she&#8217;s turned down offers to have them removed &#8211; because the 101-year old says she&#8217;s never had so many well-wishers and visitors at her home in Linlou, eastern China.</p>
<p>&#8220;At first it was a nuisance sleeping and so on, but now I get people visiting me all the time bringing me food and gifts and asking to take my picture.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I had some doctors who said they would cut it off for free but I told them no. In fact I&#8217;m quite looking forward to when the matching one has grown a bit,&#8217;&#8221;she explained.</p>
<p>Youngest son Zhang Guozheng, 60, said he and his five brothers have given up trying to persuade their mother to have them removed.</p>
<p>He said: &#8216;She is on her own a lot of time and we didn&#8217;t pay much attention to it until too late and by then she seemed to be quite attached to leaving them there.&#8217;</p>
<p>The growths are likely to be &#8216;cutaneous horns&#8217; &#8211; growths made of keratin, the same substance that makes up fingernails.</p>
<p>Although most cutaneous horns are less than an inch in length, some can extend a number of inches from the skin.</p>
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		<title>Guy Gets 15 Years For Breaking Back Into Jail</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 14:46:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guy Gets 15 Years For Breaking Back Into Jail &#8211; A Florida man has been sentenced to 15 years in prison for violating his probation by trying to break into the Brevard County jail. This week, a judge sentenced 25-year-old Sylvester Jiles of Cocoa, Florida to 15 years after he ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Guy Gets 15 Years For Breaking Back Into Jail</em> &#8211; A Florida man has been sentenced to 15 years in prison for violating his probation by trying to break into the Brevard County jail.</p>
<p>This week, a judge sentenced 25-year-old Sylvester Jiles of Cocoa, Florida to 15 years after he was convicted in January of trespassing on jail property and resisting an officer.</p>
<p>Authorities say Jiles tried to climb a 12-foot fence at the Brevard County Detention Center in August.</p>
<p>Jiles was caught and hospitalized with severe cuts from the barbed wire topping the security fence.</p>
<p>He had been released a week earlier after accepting a plea deal on a manslaughter charge.</p>
<p>Jiles had begged jail officials to take him back into custody, saying he feared retaliation from the victim&#8217;s family.</p>
<p>Jail officials said they couldn&#8217;t take him in because he hadn&#8217;t committed a crime and told him to file a police report.</p>
<p>No word on why Jiles didn&#8217;t just leave town or just commit a petty crime like shoplifting instead of trying to break back into jail.</p>
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		<title>Dog Catches Cop Car &amp; Eats It</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dog Catches Cop Car &#38; Eats It &#8211; What happened when a dog finally caught a car it was chasing? Well, it was a police car and the dog ate it. A Chattanooga city police spokeswoman told reporters that Officer Clayton Holmes was on traffic patrol and had stopped to ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Dog Catches Cop Car &amp; Eats It</em> &#8211; What happened when a dog finally caught a car it was chasing? Well, it was a police car and the dog ate it.</p>
<p>A Chattanooga city police spokeswoman told reporters that Officer Clayton Holmes was on traffic patrol and had stopped to fill out a report when he felt his car shaking.</p>
<p>He got out of his patrol car and found a bulldog chewing on the tires.</p>
<p>After the dog proceeded to attack two passing cars plus a second police car, officers used pepper spray and Tasered it, but the bulldog wasn&#8217;t deterred.</p>
<p>By the time animal control staffers captured that biting bulldog and two others that joined him, the dog had chewed two tires and ripped the entire front bumper off Holmes&#8217; patrol car.</p>
<p>Officer Rebecca Royval said the dogs got out of a fence at a nearby welding shop. The owner was cited and the dogs were removed.</p>
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		<title>Newlyweds Try To Run Over Ex</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 20:11:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Newlyweds Try To Run Over Ex &#8211; A newlywed couple got drunk after their wedding ceremony and tried to run down the ex-girlfriend of the groom in a parking lot. Newlyweds Marissa Putignano-Keene, 22, and groom, Timothy Keene, 37, were arrested for assault with a deadly weapon after trying to run ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Newlyweds Try To Run Over Ex</em> &#8211; A newlywed couple got drunk after their wedding ceremony and tried to run down the ex-girlfriend of the groom in a parking lot.</p>
<p>Newlyweds Marissa Putignano-Keene, 22, and groom, Timothy Keene, 37, were arrested for assault with a deadly weapon after trying to run down his ex-girlfriend and her son with the bride behind the wheel of their car.</p>
<p>According to the Cape Cod police report on the incident, Putignano-Keene and Keene told the police they were married at the Town Hall and afterwards split a bottle of champagne.</p>
<p>Later, as Putignano-Keene drove through the North Street parking lot, she spotted a woman familiar to her husband because she had been dating the groom when the newlywed couple met.</p>
<p>That woman told the police she had just left work and was cutting through the parking lot, accompanied by her son, when the newlywed couple drove by.</p>
<p>The woman told the police Putignano-Keene rolled down the driver&#8217;s side window and began swearing and using sexually charged language.</p>
<p>The woman said she and her son were walking away when she heard a car engine roar and the newlyweds car heading directly toward them, causing them to jump out of the way.</p>
<p>She said Putignano-Keene then backed the car up, turned around and tried to run them down again before losing control and crashing into a fence.</p>
<p>The ensuing melee between the bride and the groom&#8217;s ex-girlfriend quickly drew a crowd and the attention of a passing patrol car.</p>
<p>The police handcuffed the newlyweds, then took the bride and her new husband to jail where they spent their wedding night in separate cells.</p>
<p>Police said the bride &#8211; who was wearing a tiara at the time of her arrest! &#8211; was asked her to remove it for the mug shot.</p>
<p>The bride was arraigned on charges including two counts of assault with a dangerous weapon, disorderly conduct and vandalism.</p>
<p>The groom was also charged with disorderly conduct and taken into protective custody. Keene is a Level 2 registered sex offender who was convicted of lewd and lascivious behavior in 2000.</p>
<p>Sounds like the bride and groom deserve each other&#8230;</p>
<p>And that&#8217;s the latest from Action News on <strong><a title="Newlyweds Try To Run Over Ex" href="http://action-news.org/337/newlyweds-try-to-run-over-ex/" target="_self">Newlyweds Try To Run Over Ex</a></strong>.</p>

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		<title>Doggie Butt Rap Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 18:18:12 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Doggie Butt Rap Video</em> &#8211; The Doggie Butt Rap video produced by the staff at TMZ could just go viral because this dog butt video is hilarious.</p>
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<p>You have got to see the Doggie Butt Rap video and you will never look at your dog&#8217;s butt the same again.</p>
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<p>So grab your dog and a pair of shades and have some fun or make your own dog butt rap video.</p>
<p>So sit back and enjoy this <strong><a title="Doggie Butt Rap Video" href="http://action-news.org/182/doggie-butt-rap-video/" target="_self">Doggie Butt Rap video</a></strong>.</p>

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		<title>Obama Thug</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:36:15 +0000</pubDate>
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<span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:140%;">Pro-bObama Thug/b Viciously Attacks Anti-Bailout Protester b.../b</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:140%;">KUHNER: President#39;s socialist takeover must be stopped - PC Free Zone</span><br />
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